{"id":5225,"date":"2025-07-26T19:21:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T22:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elcanillita.info\/press\/?p=5225"},"modified":"2025-07-27T04:42:31","modified_gmt":"2025-07-27T07:42:31","slug":"los-jefes-de-hoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elcanillita.info\/press\/2025\/07\/26\/los-jefes-de-hoy\/","title":{"rendered":"Los Jefes de Hoy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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ElCanillita.info<\/strong>
Mundo, 27\/07\/2025

Una cr\u00f3nica sin margen de error<\/em>
Redacci\u00f3<\/small>n ElCanillita.info<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Desde lo alto del globo terr\u00e1queo \u2014ese que todav\u00eda gira, aunque algunos lo nieguen\u2014, cinco figuras se alinean con actitud de foto oficial. Sonr\u00eden, gesticulan o simplemente resoplan mientras ajustan sus trajes. Son l\u00edderes, dicen. Algunos electos, otros eternizados, y varios\u2026 simplemente presentes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All\u00ed est\u00e1 Putin, con la mirada extraviada en alguna frontera que a\u00fan no ha cruzado. A su lado, Lula sonr\u00ede como si viniera de inaugurar una f\u00e1brica de abrazos. Ortega, con gorrita azul y manito levantada, parece saludar… o quiz\u00e1s detener el paso del tiempo. Petro ya no sabe si hablar o escribir un hilo de Twitter. Y D\u00edaz-Canel, con rostro de m\u00e1rmol habanero, observa como si el mundo debiera disculparse por algo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pero lo que nadie hab\u00eda previsto \u2014ni el G7, ni la OEA, ni siquiera Netflix\u2014, es la irrupci\u00f3n de una guillotina en el cielo. Alta, de madera pulida y mec\u00e1nica silenciosa. Y all\u00ed, bajo la cuchilla, la cabeza rubia de Donald Trump, con gesto adusto y sin sombra de arrepentimiento. \u00bfEs juicio pol\u00edtico? \u00bfJusticia po\u00e9tica? \u00bfUna met\u00e1fora sobre la democracia pendiendo de un hilo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En cualquier caso, el aire es claro, el cielo azul, y nadie \u2014ni Trump ni los otros\u2014 parece advertir que est\u00e1n todos de pie sobre una esfera fr\u00e1gil, sin baranda ni paraca\u00eddas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A lo lejos, se oye a Guillotin afilar su hoja y cantar:
\u201c\u00a1Sin m\u00e1rgenes no hay piedad!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n

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Una vi\u00f1eta sin ep\u00edlogo, porque el mundo a\u00fan no sabe si esto fue comedia o trailer del Apocalipsis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcdc MANIFIESTO DESDE EL MARGEN<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Redactado en tinta fr\u00eda por Guillotin, funcionario perpetuo del borde<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo, Guillotin,
cortador de t\u00edtulos inconvenientes,
decapitador de slogans inoportunos,
tijera sin ideolog\u00eda,
filo sin disculpas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Declaro ante el ancho mundo digital:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \n
  • Que todo texto que roce el borde ser\u00e1 condenado,
    sin importar su partido, su patria, ni su pontificado.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Que las cabezas parlantes que se asoman m\u00e1s de la cuenta, ser\u00e1n separadas \u2014con elegancia tipogr\u00e1fica\u2014
    del cuerpo editorial que intent\u00f3 contenerlas.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Que ninguna caricatura escapar\u00e1 a mi hambre,
    especialmente si sonr\u00ede demasiado cerca del margen superior.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Que soy neutral, pero no justo.
    Soy exacto, pero no compasivo.
    Soy el algoritmo con navaja.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Que mi \u00fanico enemigo natural es el editor atento,
    ese raro esp\u00e9cimen que deja m\u00e1rgenes generosos
    y me obliga a morir de inanici\u00f3n en la esquina del dise\u00f1o.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    Y por \u00faltimo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      \n
    • Que el mundo puede girar, los l\u00edderes cambiarse de traje,
      los mapas reinventarse cada lunes…
      pero yo estar\u00e9 ah\u00ed.
      Esperando.<\/li>\n\n\n\n

    • Firmado en el espacio que queda entre una frase brillante y un borde asesino.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

      \u2014 Guillotin
      Subsecretario de Eliminaci\u00f3n de Excesos Editoriales<\/em>
      Miembro Honorario del Club del Recorte Invisible<\/em>

      \u00a9\ufe0f2025 \u201cEl \u00faltimo que dobla la esquina\u201d \u2026poque siempre hay alguien que reparte noticias mientras todos duermen. All Rights Reserved Copyright \u00a9\ufe0f 2025 ElCanillita.info \/ SalaStampa.eu, world press service Guzzo Photos & Graphic Publications \u2013 Registro Editori e Stampatori n. 1441 Torino, Italia<\/small><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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